Thursday, June 05, 2008

Overheard in Hillsdale, Michigan:

Ignoramus: You hear Osama's going to be the front runner for the democrats?

Bemused: ...

Ignoramus: (repeats) You know Osama's the front runner for the democrats now?

Bemused: Osama?

Ignoramus: Yeah. Baraka.

Bemused: Oh, him.

Ignoramus: The White House ain't gonna be white anymore.

Bemused: ...

Ignoramus: He's gonna get his disco ball up.

4 comments:

alexis said...

Oh my god...this is why I don't think I want to go back to Hillsdale. Yay for Obama! Yay for Illinois!

Anonymous said...

I'm calling it now,

Nunn
Frank
2016

-finite

Daniel Silliman said...

That probably depends on which Nunn you're talk about. I'd vote for your wife if she promised to put up a disco ball.

Anonymous said...

"A disco ball in every pot"

...I think it was Farnham who suggested "Wild Turkey and lots of pot" as mine.

-finite