To all the Beats and the Whole Sick Crew,
boys and girls,
the would-bes, the wanna-bes and the weres,
to all who ever said they'd be with me and Rockland
and all who raved with me, hysterical or naked at Hillsdale:

Come to my wedding.

Obviously, this could only happen once.

ST. John's Episcopal Church
College Park, Ga.
March 21 @ 2 p.m.