Wednesday, June 23, 2004

The new guys are getting ready to move in. So far on our packing list the priorities appear to be
1) Shot Glasses
2) Deep freezer for animal parts
3) Matchbox "safety streets" metal detector with charming phrases such as "Looks like somebody forgot to empty their pockets" and "look what I found".

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

so .. how come we never gave Drowning Bob authorship priveleges?
That's probably why this site is so dead. He HAS been "living" at the Beat since um. The dawn of indoor plumbing, after all ...