Friday, July 08, 2005

Yesterday, a man in the gas station was complaining about the new cigarette tax here in Kentucky. He is apparently going to switch to Ky's Best from Camels because, he "refuses to pay more than $3 for a pack of smokes." After handing the cashier $2.05, he walked out of the store a happy man with a pack of smokes.

Eat your hearts out.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Confrontation time ...

You have a problem, Gibbs, and its time to admit it.

We're your friends, we're here to help.