Thursday, June 05, 2008

Overheard in Hillsdale, Michigan:

Ignoramus: You hear Osama's going to be the front runner for the democrats?

Bemused: ...

Ignoramus: (repeats) You know Osama's the front runner for the democrats now?

Bemused: Osama?

Ignoramus: Yeah. Baraka.

Bemused: Oh, him.

Ignoramus: The White House ain't gonna be white anymore.

Bemused: ...

Ignoramus: He's gonna get his disco ball up.