The Danger Cart
short version

So we took a cart, the thing Bob brought down and had been bumping around the basement, and Dave spray painted the sides with the word "DANGER." Except on one side he forgot the N. And Ryan made a mask, duct-taping the pointy end of a bleach bottle to two paper bowls. It kind of looks like a mouse. He cut out eye holes drew red flames and taped it to the front of the cart.

So then last night we took it and pushed each other to parties yelling "Danger Cart!" And then at the parties we made people come outside and see it and if they didn't seem impressed enough we said it's a danger cart.